Governmentium (Gv) Discovered

via Godfather Politics

Researchers at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neuron, 25 assistant neurons, 88 deputy neurons, and 198 assistant deputy neurons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

A Child's Perspective on the Election Choices

Dog: Cat! I thought you said Fred was going to a nice place! He's in chains! 

Cat : They're "nice" chains.

The Stupid Ones Don't Last Long

Dallas police say a member of the department died Monday afternoon in what apparently was an accident involving his weapon.

Officer Christoper Pasley was at his home on Sierra Blanca Drive in far south Fort Worth when the incident was reported around 3:20 p.m.

"Officer Pasley died as a result of an apparent accidental discharge while cleaning his weapon at home today," Dallas police chief David Brown said in a written statement.

Quack...Quack...Quack....BOOM

Do you duck hunt?


If you don't have any wing shooting skills, you might want to practice.

The LMAMS is envisioned to be a loitering precision guided munition, organic at the small unit level, which allows unprecedented engagement of enemy combatants without exposing the Warfighter to direct enemy fires.

Three distinct mission phases are mission preparation, fly out, and terminal engagement. All phases of the LMAMS operations must be accomplished by a single operator and configurable for dismounted or mounted patrolling operations.

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