Obama: Socialist Lying Stinking Piece of Shit

From a 1990 speech that he gave.

He is not the chocolate jesus.  Although he is the same color as chocolate.  He just smells like what one of my cows left in the pasture.

Via Ironic Surrealism

“Hopefully, more and more people will begin to feel their story is somehow part of this larger story of how we’re going to reshape America in a way that is less mean-spirited and more generous,” Obama said.

Ferrari 458 in Japan

He needs some professional help on his corners.

While I love American muscle, yo can't help but drool over the throaty scream from a Italian supercar.

A doctor in Japan who posted a video of himself putting his Ferrari 458 Italia through some high-speed driving on public roads now faces jail time and a fine, after authorities used the video to track him down. It's one thing to get caught by roadside speed cameras; quite another by one inside the car.

Put'n TSA Workers in the Unemployment Line

It looks like Orlando is gonna bust the ice.  The president of the airport is applying to eject TSA to the unemployment lines and hire private screeners.

Uncle Sammy won't let this infraction go unnoticed or unpunished.

Orlando Sanford International

 One of America’s busiest airports, Orlando Sanford International, has announced it will opt out of using TSA workers to screen passengers, a move which threatens the highly unpopular federal agency’s role in other airports across the nation.

“The president of the airport said Tuesday that he would apply again to use private operators to screen passengers, using federal standards and oversight,” reports the Miami Herald.

An Arab enters a taxi

An Arab enters a taxi.

Once he was seated he asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and in the times of the prophet, there was no music, especially western music of the infidel.


So the cabbie politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the back door.


The arab asked him, "What are you doing man?"


The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet, Abdul, there were no taxi's.  So get out of my cab and wait for a camel."

Intervention

If your child needs some intervention......

Do what this Mom did

Missouri mother is facing charges, but drawing sympathy from hundreds, for a baseball bat attack on her son’s alleged heroin supplier.