III Percent Patriots: Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. ~ Thomas Jefferson


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Mar 19, 2012

Yankee Hunter




Oh how I wish it were a real production.  But the good people at SNN are poking fun at a new Tim Burton movie. 

Matthew from MissouriTenth.com decided to re-make the movie poster. He described his work as follows: ‘I thought I’d do a parody of the Lincoln movie poster, except my version is historically true.’
Burton tries to make Lincoln (once again) out to be a great American hero in him slaying vampires.

To bad he doesn't get his ass ate by them.


Proof that Bin Laden is dead

Man this is a good one.

Proof that Bin Laden is dead.


Big Boy Dodge Ball


It seems that the folks of the late great USA are playing the game of Big Boy Dodge Ball in the name of cheap gas.

So it's no wonder in cities along the border -- people are driving into Mexico to fill up their tanks -- where the price for a gallon of gas is around a $1.50 less.

"I do work with a lot of people who do go across the border for gas and other stuff, but they're risking their lives. There's no way I would do it," said Elizabeth Perdoza, a driver from El Paso.

So unless they can perfect the 5 D's, the may just end up like the movie poster below.



Soon the Free Will Become Forced



Looks like the black Indonesian and posse are grabbing second gear on the goal the Weather Underground set.  To reduce the "undesirables" by 25 million.

Soon the free will become forced.

All student health care plans covering female college students in the United States must include coverage for free voluntary sterilization surgery, the Department of Health and Human Services announced late Friday afternoon.
  
Virginia AG: If Obama's Mandate Stands, the Gov't ‘Can Order You To Do Anything’

Wisconsin Patriots

If there are any Wisconsin patriots out there, I came across a blog of "Rock River Patriots"

The Rock River Patriots are having a meeting in Fort Atkinson this Friday March 23rd at 6pm in the community room at the Dwight Foster Library located at 209 Merchants Avenue.

We have a lot of information to discuss including the past presentations on Agenda 21 and some unprecedented recent events.  This is should be a very informative meeting.  We hope to see you all there!

Scotch Eggs

This looks like a killer breakfast.  Compliments of Paratus Familiablog



Go here for the entire recipe.  You just gotta love anything with pig in it.

 Scotch Eggs
1 quart oil for frying
8 eggs (the original recipe called for 4 eggs - but we just stretched the sausage)
2 pounds pork sausage (bulk)
4 C dried bread crumbs (seasoned)
1 C flour
4 eggs, beaten

Paratus Familia blog


Take the time to check out this blog. & add them to the roll.

Plus it looks like she has some great recipes.


 

The FBI's Cookie Caper

FedGov is up to more hokey ass games.  Read about it over at Survival Blog.  He has some good suggestions to circumvent.

via Survival
It has come to my attention that from August of 2011 to November of 2011, the FBI secretly redirected the web traffic of more than 10% of SurvivalBlog's US visitors through CJIS, their sprawling data center situated on 900 acres, 10 miles from Clarksburg, West Virginia. There, the Feebees surreptitiously collected the IP addresses of my site visitors. In all, 4,906 of 35,494 selected connections ended up going to or through the FBI servers. (Note that this happened several months before we moved our primary server to Sweden.) Furthermore, we discovered that the FBI attached a long-lived cookie that allowed them to track the sites that readers subsequently visited. I suspect that the FBI has done the same to hundreds of other web sites. I find this situation totally abhorrent, and contrary to the letter of 4th Amendment as well as the intent of our Founding Fathers.

Mar 18, 2012

000 Dollars


The Theory of Regenerating Oil

 A good article here on the sustainability of oil.  I have never been a believer in "Peak Oil" or is was from dinosaur corpses.  But I also am not a petroleum engineer, geologist or work in the oil industry.

If there are others who know more of this, please chime in.

THE REAL SOURCE OF CRUDE OIL WAS ESTABLISHED THROUGH AN EXPERIMENT PERFORMED BY A COMPANY IN HOUSTON IN 2004. THEY DECIDED TO TEST A RUSSIAN THEORY DATING FROM THE 1960S THAT STATES THAT CRUDE OIL COMES FROM PLANKTON IN THE SEA. HERE IS THE THEORY:

PHYTOPLANKTON PERFORM PHOTOSYNTHESIS AND ABSORB CO2 FROM THE AIR. THE PHYTOPLANKTON ARE EATEN BY ZOOPLANKTON THAT PRODUCE TINY SHELLS. WHEN THE ZOOPLANKTON DIE, THEY FALL TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA. THEIR ORGANIC MATTER ROTS, BUT THEIR SHELLS LEAVE BEHIND CALCIUM CARBONATE, CaCO3, A DURABLE CARBON CONTAINING COMPOUND. OVER MILLIONS OF YEARS THE CALCIUM CARBONATE BECOMES BONDED TOGETHER INTO SOLID MARBLE OR LIMESTONE.

SOMETIMES THAT MARBLE IS THRUST UP OUT OF THE SEA AS IT IS IN PLACES LIKE VERMONT. IN OTHER AREAS, IT CAN BE THRUST DOWN INTO THE EARTH (SUBDUCTED). WHEN IT REACHES A DEPTH OF ABOUT 60 MILES, THE EXTREME PRESSURE AND HEAT CAUSES CALCIUM CARBONATE TO REACT WITH WATER AND IRON OXIDE TO PRODUCE NATURAL GAS (METHANE, CH4). WHEN IT REACHES A DEPTH OF ABOUT 100 MILES, CRUDE OIL IS PRODUCED.

NOTE THAT WHEN WE BURN CRUDE OIL, CO2 IS RELEASED TO FEED THE PLANKTON, TO PRODUCE MORE CALCIUM CARBONATE, TO PRODUCE MORE OIL... THUS CRUDE OIL IS A RENEWABLE RESOURCE.

Benedict's of all Kinds





ATK in Minnesota was just awarded a contract by DHS to supply 450,000,000 rounds of 40 cal duty ammo over 5 years.

ATK was the incumbent and won the contract with its HST bullet, which has proven itself in the field. The special hollow point effectively passes through a variety of barriers and holds its jacket in the toughest conditions. HST is engineered for 100-percent weight retention, limits collateral damage, and avoids over-penetration.
 Something to keep in the back of your mind and the to put them on the naughty list.

Mar 17, 2012

We Have the Final Say

TL has another brilliant piece here.

He says in very easy words so everyone can understand.

We are the final ruling in the Supreme Court. It matters not what the 9 black robe charlatans say.  If we do not believe in what they say, we do not have to obey.

Fortunately, the Supreme Court is not the sole arbiter of Constitutionality. It was written for the people and finally to be enforced by them. I have no faith in justices, they are removed from the conditions we, the people, are subject to. They too often see wisdom in their own thoughts and too rarely see the folly.
 The socialist regime in the DC swamps will change their reasoning/tactics like a chameleon whenever they think it will  benefit them.  No matter what they will not stop. 

Unless they are stopped.

In the comments at TL's, Mt Top Patriot shines light on all the games of chance that are coming out of Washington.  Just like the red solo cup game in the movie A-Team.  They must keep everyone busy and distracted so they can complete their mission of the destruction of this country.

Crisis as a means.
A body of laws where everyone is conveniently an outlaw or criminal.
Rob an entire nation of its intrinsic wealth, jobs, and ability to create its own prosperity free of intrusion and meddling by the elites.
Jack up the costs of every staple of life, and eat out the existence of peoples lives through intrusion or imposition in the entire sphere of their lives. All so that folks are too busy trying to keep their homes, jobs, and basic necessities of living, to busy to rise up and throw the traitors, crooks and tyrants out. Long enough to impose such a level of tyranny it is next to impossible to fight the leviathan monstrosity of government without resorting armed revolt.

Fairy Dust-Revisited

I decided to repost this one.  It's from when I first started the blog up. 

Here is a helpful bedtime book to go to sleep.

Hit the link below and see what kind of fairy dust catches your eye.

**********

Sometimes it helps to have some fairy dust in your back pocket....

For emergencies



وأنا لم تقدم

Official List Of Words Feds Monitor On Social Networking Sites

Compliments of Curtis

If you are inclined to, copy and paste the naughty words below into your e-mail, then send it to everyone in your e-mail list and have them pass it on to every one in their e-mail list and so on. If you have a Facebook page, post it on Facebook and get your friends to do the same:

Terrorism Al Qaeda (all spellings) Terror Attack Iraq Afghanistan Iran Pakistan Agro Environmental terrorist Eco terrorism Conventional weapon Target Weapons grade Dirty bomb Enriched Nuclear Chemical weapon Biological weapon Ammonium nitrate Improvised explosive device IED (Improvised Explosive Device) Abu Sayyaf Hamas FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia) IRA (Irish Republican Army) ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna) Basque Separatists Hezbollah Tamil Tigers PLF (Palestine Liberation Front) PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization Car bomb Jihad Taliban Weapons cache Suicide bomber Suicide attack Suspicious substance AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula) AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb) TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan) Yemen Pirates Extremism Somalia Nigeria Radicals Al-Shabaab Home grown Plot Nationalist Recruitment Fundamentalism Islamist Emergency Hurricane Tornado Twister Tsunami Earthquake Tremor Flood Storm Crest Temblor Extreme weather Forest fire Brush fire Ice Stranded/Stuck Help Hail Wildfire Tsunami Warning Center Magnitude Avalanche Typhoon Shelter-in-place Disaster Snow Blizzard Sleet Mud slide or Mudslide Erosion Power outage Brown out Warning Watch Lightening Aid Relief Closure Interstate Burst Emergency Broadcast System Cyber security Botnet DDOS (dedicated denial of service) Denial of service Malware Virus Trojan Keylogger Cyber Command 2600 Spammer Phishing Rootkit Phreaking Cain and abel Brute forcing Mysql injection Cyber attack Cyber terror Hacker China Conficker Worm Scammers Social media

Mar 14, 2012

Obama: Socialist Lying Stinking Piece of Shit


From a 1990 speech that he gave.

He is not the chocolate jesus.  Although he is the same color as chocolate.  He just smells like what one of my cows left in the pasture.

Via Ironic Surrealism
“Hopefully, more and more people will begin to feel their story is somehow part of this larger story of how we’re going to reshape America in a way that is less mean-spirited and more generous,” Obama said.

Ferrari 458 in Japan

Put'n TSA Workers in the Unemployment Line

It looks like Orlando is gonna bust the ice.  The president of the airport is applying to eject TSA to the unemployment lines and hire private screeners.

Uncle Sammy won't let this infraction go unnoticed or unpunished.

Orlando Sanford International
 One of America’s busiest airports, Orlando Sanford International, has announced it will opt out of using TSA workers to screen passengers, a move which threatens the highly unpopular federal agency’s role in other airports across the nation.

“The president of the airport said Tuesday that he would apply again to use private operators to screen passengers, using federal standards and oversight,” reports the Miami Herald.

An Arab enters a taxi

An Arab enters a taxi.

Once he was seated he asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and in the times of the prophet, there was no music, especially western music of the infidel.


So the cabbie politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the back door.


The arab asked him, "What are you doing man?"


The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet, Abdul, there were no taxi's.  So get out of my cab and wait for a camel."

Intervention





If your child needs some intervention......

Do what this Mom did


Missouri mother is facing charges, but drawing sympathy from hundreds, for a baseball bat attack on her son’s alleged heroin supplier.

Mar 12, 2012

Broiler Project Update

The other day I posted in Dorkfish Outlaw about my oldest daughters broiler project.


Well we are 10 days into it and the chicks have quadrupled in size (at least).  These are birds from Texas A&M Poultry Science dept.  They are bred to grow.  In another 5 weeks they will dress out at 7-8 lbs.

Here is what they look like now.





















While these are not the normal Cornish X broilers you can but from a hatchery.  They are the ones that all the kids in Texas get for shows from the local county fairs to the majors like Houston & San Antonio.

A big plus, I found a guy around BCS (Bryan-College Station) who will butcher them for $2.75 ea. 

What a deal!!!!!

So anyone looking to put some nice home grown chicken in the freezer, look at broilers.  From chick to freezer is about 8 weeks.

Man my mouth is already watering.















Mar 10, 2012

Not even my new penis cast



Man o man o man.

How many of us have had nightmares of breaking our dicks?

Here is a detailed "after incident" run down on one of Balko's friends who did just this.


Read & cringe.

Zero minutes after incident (a.i.)
Pain. Ow. That’s real pain. I move her off me and roll onto my stomach. Miscalculations have happened before; a few seconds of discomfort and then it's go time again. I roll back over and look down to see if it’s go time again. I rise up off the bed: "Yeah, this… this isn't right." I sit back down. The woman beside me looks so horror-stricken, I try to sound especially calm when talking to 911. I don't tell the operator it's so swollen and purple that I'm afraid it'll burst at any moment. Instead I say, in an even, measured tone, “My penis is the shape, size and color of a baby eggplant.”

Mar 9, 2012

Spring is in the air


Spring ins in the air. 


My peach, pear & plum tree's are blooming.  The animals are going around smelling asses seeing who is ready for some loving.


But spring will also bring out the dark crawlies with the warm weather.

Just ask Frances Fox Piven.

“It may well be that the Occupy movement is now in its second phase, in the phase where it makes trouble, in the phase where it threatens to shut down institutions,” Piven said. “The Occupy movement has moved into the neighborhoods of our cities, it has moved into the schools….This spring, we’ll see action against the banks, against the corporations.”

So, this spring may just turn out to be the latest WWF Spring Super Slamfest.