Texas: It's a Whole Nother Place

Got his via a email from a friend in Rowlett, Tx

You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Decatur, Wichita Falls, Burnet, Gruene, Boerne, New Braunfels, Nacogdoches, Mexia, Waco, Amarillo, and Waxahachie.

 

You plan your Friday night after you go to the high school football game. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit. 

 

You know people who put ranch dressing on everything.

 

You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.

 

You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

 

You discover that in July it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car. You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

 

You find 70 degrees Fahrenheit a little chilly.

 

You know 4 seasons - Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer and Christmas.

 

You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window...

 

Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic. A carbonated soft drink isn’t a soda, cola, or pop .. it’s a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor.

 

You measure distance in minutes.

 

Your school classes were canceled because of inch of snow, and some ice.

 

You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

 

You know that no matter how hard you try to draw Texas it always comes out wrong.

 

You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixin to go to the store.

 

You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."

 

You have had this conversation before... "You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper."

 

You get annoyed when people from the north give you crap for using ya'll, we all know they're just jealous.

 

Texans will understand all these jokes and are going to send them to their friends!!