Redneckeleptic

Redneckeleptic:  Like narcolepsy, but instead of falling asleep randomly, you fall asleep on the job.

I heard this term last night on Duck Dynasty.

Hit the link and watch the clip and have some laughs. 

For those who don't know any rednecks, this is pretty much what we're all like.  Not the laziness, but wanting to have fun and our inginuity.