Redneckeleptic

Redneckeleptic:  Like narcolepsy, but instead of falling asleep randomly, you fall asleep on the job.

I heard this term last night on Duck Dynasty.

Hit the link and watch the clip and have some laughs. 

For those who don't know any rednecks, this is pretty much what we're all like.  Not the laziness, but wanting to have fun and our inginuity.

Cracker Blame Game in 3...2..1

Watch for Sheila Lee and the other wacist criers to scream their song.

CLEVELAND, Texas — After just one day of testimony, Liberty County jurors have sentenced Jared Cruse to life in prison for his role in the gang rape of an 11-year-old girl.

The Forefathers of our Forefathers

Just some ideas to ponder in the event of a reset.

War without fire is like sausages without mustard

Rebirth of the Commisar

WRSA links to this pResidental decree.

Doug Hagmann really hits the nail on the head with his breakdown of it at CFP.

This is just how Stalin got his big break during the Polish-Soviet War in 1919.

Now you know why he named the political appointee "Czars".

Why bull elk have long antlers....

Old Mac Donald's Adventures

Many of us who have livestock know what kind of hunmor we sometimes see.

We have 3 Cayuga ducks ( a brown crested hen, black and a gray drake) that we bought for the girls as a Easter gift and to have some yummy duck eggs.  Turns out we got two drakes and 1 hen.

Ours looks really similar, except the tuft is more to one side

The hen is comical.  She is a crested Cayuga and her top knot is cocked off to the side.  So the girls decided she was a gansta duck as in the gangsters in the 20 & 30's who cocked their hats to one side.

So, I was sitting there this morning drinking my coffee and and I kept hearing a vibrating tapping on the front screen door.

I open the door to see what all the noise is and there is the black drake, knocking on the door because they want some morning scratch.

This black drake also tries to correct our little mini weinie dog.  It'll take off after het flying as she runs form him.  When he catches her, he grabs her by the ear and just goes to making all kinds of racket.

At the same time sometimes she get twisted around and grab him by the neck and grow a little, then they go on their merry way.

Last Saturday, we went to the local sale barn to look for mules.  We wound up buying a yearling jenny donkey for $20 to train as a pack animal.

So we put her in the goat barn and leave her in there all night so she can adjust to her new surroundings and get to know the goats thriough the gate.

One of our goats is an old doe, she is 250lb+ and is a bully, decides she wants to show how big she is and butts the gate all night.  So the next morning I decide to see how well they will get along.  I run the white bully doe in with the donkey.

Well it was rodeo time.

I about got the shit beat outta me before I could drag the goat out because the donkey had got her cornered and was grabbing her by the scruff of the neck and tossing her around and trying to stomp her.

By that afternoon, they were all getting along like nothing happened.

Crazy damn animals.

Yep..living on a farm is one big adventure.

FREEDOM....

The Other Genreration...

Judges 2:10 - And also all that generation were gathered unto their fathers: and there arose another generation after them, which knew not the Lord, nor yet the works which he had done for Israel.

The children of God have strayed from His path through out time.

The Bible has shown that it takes a really hard blow from Him for the people to learn their lesson.

Are we at one of those points now?????

Just look at what was happening in Sodom & Gomorrah just prior to the destruction of them.

The current so called king of Amerika has gave his blessings, approvals and rules like King Bera during the hay days of Sodom.

If you don't agree, just turn on the boob tube or go to the mall.  The harlotry and degeneration of society is all to prevalent.

Recycling your enemies

Who says that the liberals, socialists and run of the mill FSA folk can'r help us?


See...they have a use after all. 

Cats & Holla Stumps filled with Spunk

Y'all need to get ur mind outta the gutter with the title.  :)

The title involves an ol' time remedy for arthritis.

Take a dead cat into the woods to a hollow stump that has spunk in it. Twirl the cat overhead and then toss the cat to the south. Walk away north but do not look back.

 There are many more that are just as hilarious and some that are revolting.

Hit the link and laugh and gain some useful info as some of them do work form my past experience & my lovely wife's.

Allies & Enemies

Another major piece is toppled.

This one by the town crier from Patraeusville.

Their strategy is simple. 

Eliminate the enemy.

They have no need to mask their moves any more.

Have you considered your moves and counters?

Its almost to late for this.

Welcome to Camp Freedom

It just like a resort with all the amenities you could ever need or want. 

via Intel Hub

The FEMA Camp (tent city) dubbed “Camp Freedom” is home to over 800 citizens in the Martial Law controlled region of New Jersey that was swept by the recent super storm.

Tick Tock...Tick Tock

Sweet Zoominess

More awesomeness HERE

Gun Porn

This beautiful work of art is at Oleg's site

Coffee Spewing Morning

I about had this happen when I saw this headline on the news this morning.

George Clooney related to Abe Lincoln

Hell I bet Obama can find he is related to Col. William Simmons and somehow bring about world peace.

Peeping Toms

 Remember there are no rules in love & war.

via CNET

Police are allowed in some circumstances to install hidden surveillance cameras on private property without obtaining a search warrant, a federal judge said yesterday.

CNET has learned that U.S. District Judge William Griesbach ruled that it was reasonable for Drug Enforcement Administration agents to enter rural property without permission -- and without a warrant -- to install multiple "covert digital surveillance cameras" in hopes of uncovering evidence that 30 to 40 marijuana plants were being grown.

White Jack

Coming next year.

The Raw Facts

Passing on Heritage-UPDATE

 Well me and the little one didn't see a damn thing on Sat.

The pic is of my oldest daughter.  We saw some does right at day break heading to a oak patch.  well come 0830, they decided to use the same route back.

Yep...complacency makes you prey.

Anyhoo...

The first to go by was a big 8 point.  She got a case buck fever and missed.

About 5 min later, she says, here comes 3.  She saw their legs through the brush.

She was trying to get the gun up on the shooting stick (we were in a ground blind) and not spook them.

She dropped the doe first.....BAM...D-E-D   dead.

The little nub'n buck ran back about 20' and started looking around.  He stood still to long...BAM  #2 down.

The 3rd on was behind some cedars or she would of had 3.

The 62gr. federal fusion in 223 did not piss around.  Pencil size hole in and about dime on the exit.  No race & trace to worry about.

Even better...these were her first deer.

I am a proud papa.  :)

Time to heat the grease up for some fried backstrap.






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This weekend is the is youth gun opening for deer here in Texas.

As such, I will have all 3 of my daughters in the woods this weekend and at every chance during the regular season that opens the 1st weekend in Nov.

With this time well spent, the stories of times past get handed down as well as new stories made for them to pass on to their kids (when they are older AND married).

All 3 also take part in the processing of the animals harvested.

Funny story....several months ago we were on the way home from Wally World.  My youngest (8 yrs old) was oogling some of the hunting magazines there.  Yes, I was smiling.  

So we were about 1/2 way home when she spied a mess of buzzards along the roadside.  They were eating a deer that had been hit.  She wanted me to go back and get it so we could cook it.

Her reasoning was that most of it was there and she wanted some venison.  :)

So she has been counting down the days til she drops one.

boogity boogity boogity lets go racing

85 mph Texas toll road opens

Uncle Ted ammo

LINK

WikiHouse

Open source construction HERE

Jezebel, oh Jezebel you crafty bitch!

Remember why Jezebel was killed?   And this 

Remember how Jezebel died?

It wasn't pretty.

But it was those that were closest that did it.

Remember that.

Resurrection of the Hitler Jugend

Brock finds that this movement is not dead but going strong right here at home.